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During the 1960s and ’70s, WLS-AM radio, 890 on the dial, was one of Chicago’s pre-eminent rock stations. Now a place for talk radio, it recently found itself briefly a rock station again — the Rotary Rock, to be exact. The latest in funky fundraisers found itself the topic of conversation on the WLSÂ’ Mancow Muller and Pat Cassidy show.The Rotary Rock was the brainchild of Joe Muschong …
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Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf $3.98 "Free speech no longer exists in America!" So says Mancow Muller, one of the nation’s most famous radio personalities and the man who shut down the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge as a political act. Mancow is the creator, writer, and ringmaster of what has been called the "funniest, fastest-moving, and most diverse radio show in history," Mancow’s Morning Madhouse, syndicated nationally from Chicago. He has received so many prestigious awards for excellence in radio that his arm is constantly sprained from patting himself on the back. With political commentary, comedy bits, and whatever else comes into his head, Mancow also appears regularly on Fox News Channel’s morning program Fox & Friends. And now, in his first book, Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf, Mancow rushes headlong into an adventure cross-dressed as a memoir. When Mancow loses his dad — his number one fan — to cancer, he has a meltdown, spiraling down Freedom Road on a nonstop death ride: racing the autobahn at breakneck speeds, inhaling Amsterdam’s pleasures, narrowly escaping an illegal visit to Castro’s Cuba, suffering a near-fatal nervous breakdown, and cavorting under dog piles of women. All of these adventures send him on a mind trip through his past. Terrorist teachers, hellfire preachers, and jails masquerading as public schools attack his intelligence and independence. But Mancow resists, screaming, "I’m not like everybody else! I’m not another brick for your wall!" Mancow questions everything! "Do we already live in a police state?" "Must individual spirit be crushed?" "How much is that woman in the window?" "Who will join my fight against dwindling freedoms in this so-called Land of the Free?" "Do you want to get laid?" Finding his soul again, he discovers a strange new freedom that only members of The Dead Dad’s Club can understand. In this, his first humble masterpiece, Mancow wakes people up, makes you laugh, makes you think, makes you feel. Described as "a combination of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and Don Quixote, but with more sex," Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf takes you on a journey that kindles your independent spirit and knocks you to the floor with laughter.

Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf $3.48 "Free speech no longer exists in America!" So says Mancow Muller, one of the nation’s most famous radio personalities and the man who shut down the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge as a political act. Mancow is the creator, writer, and ringmaster of what has been called the "funniest, fastest-moving, and most diverse radio show in history," Mancow’s Morning Madhouse, syndicated nationally from Chicago. He has received so many prestigious awards for excellence in radio that his arm is constantly sprained from patting himself on the back. With political commentary, comedy bits, and whatever else comes into his head, Mancow also appears regularly on Fox News Channel’s morning program Fox & Friends. And now, in his first book, Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf, Mancow rushes headlong into an adventure cross-dressed as a memoir. When Mancow loses his dad — his number one fan — to cancer, he has a meltdown, spiraling down Freedom Road on a nonstop death ride: racing the autobahn at breakneck speeds, inhaling Amsterdam’s pleasures, narrowly escaping an illegal visit to Castro’s Cuba, suffering a near-fatal nervous breakdown, and cavorting under dog piles of women. All of these adventures send him on a mind trip through his past. Terrorist teachers, hellfire preachers, and jails masquerading as public schools attack his intelligence and independence. But Mancow resists, screaming, "I’m not like everybody else! I’m not another brick for your wall!" Mancow questions everything! "Do we already live in a police state?" "Must individual spirit be crushed?" "How much is that woman in the window?" "Who will join my fight against dwindling freedoms in this so-called Land of the Free?" "Do you want to get laid?" Finding his soul again, he discovers a strange new freedom that only members of The Dead Dad’s Club can understand. In this, his first humble masterpiece, Mancow wakes people up, makes you laugh, makes you think, makes you feel. Described as "a combination of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and Don Quixote, but with more sex," Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf takes you on a journey that kindles your independent spirit and knocks you to the floor with laughter.

SPPLAT ATTACK $8.99 The war simulation game of paintball is fused with the final frontier of STAR TREK in this reality based shoot ‘em up, a three way battle between the Federation team, the Borg team, and the Klingons. Fans of the sport and of the science fiction series are equally courted as William Shatner, the original Captain Kirk, leads the Federation squad against paintball legend Tom Kaye who commandeers the Borgs. Clever recreations of classic STAR TREK moments are interspersed throughout the combative action. Also featured is radio personality Mancow.

Prince Autographed Framed Photo $4125 This is an incredible showpiece that is hand-signed by Prince. This photo display comes from Erich Mancow Muller’s personal autograph collection. Muller is a noted Chicago radio station disk jockey who collected autographs using his in-person connections in his radio studio. Unquestionable provenance! The New York Times Store has only ONE of these pieces of celebrity memorabilia; when it is sold, it will be removed from the store. Special packing is used to ensure the safe arrival of this wonderful piece. This autographed photo also comes with a certificate of authenticity and money-back guarantee from The Caren Archive, a leading source of artifacts and memorabilia. Ships in 3 – 5 days. Click here to view the Return Policy on this item.

Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf CD: My Trip Down Freedom Road $45.95 Dad, Dames, Demons and a Dwarf offers all of the wild behavior, quirky humor, and zany stunts Muller’s listeners have come to expect. But it also illuminates a previously unseen side of the radio show host as he grapples with the death of his mentor and best friend: his father. Abridged. 5 CDs.pMancow Muller is the creator, writer, and ringmaster of what has been called the funniest, fastest-moving, and most diverse radio show in history, Mancow’s Morning Madhouse, syndicated nationally from Chicago. And now, in his first audio book, he rushes headlong into an adventure cross-dressed as a memoir.pWhen Mancow loses his dad to cancer, he has a meltdown, spiraling down Freedom Road on a nonstop death ride: racing the autobahn at breakneck speeds, narrowly escaping a visit to Castro’s Cuba, suffering a near-fatal nervous breakdown, and cavorting under dog piles of women. All of these adventures send him on a mind trip through his past, questioning everything. Do we already live in a police state?pFinding his soul again, he discovers a strange new freedom that only members of The Dead Dad’s Club can understand. In this, his first humble masterpiece, Mancow makes you laugh, makes you think, makes you feel and takes you on a journey that kindles your independent spirit and knocks you to the floor with laughter.

The Conscience of a Libertarian $24.95 Praise for The Conscience of a Libertarian. "Wayne Root is the anti-Obama. His book is a fast-paced read that reminds us of what has made and kept this country strong: free market principles, risk-taking, capitalism, and a deep-seated belief in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness—not a government-guaranteed happiness based on bailouts, entitlements, stimulus, waste, welfare, and tax cuts for people who don't pay taxes. You want to save America and capitalism—read this book!". — Jerry Doyle, Nationally syndicated talk show host, The Jerry Doyle Show. "Republican or Democrat? It seems no matter who wins, we lose. Only Wayne Allyn Root can save the USA from the morons, thieves, and frauds in Washington, D.C. He is our last best hope to lead a political revolution. Read this book to stop the insanity, to save our nation, to protect our freedom. None of the sex, violence, and profanity I usually read, but just as exciting, and more important to our future.". —Mancow Muller, Nationally syndicated radio host, The Mancow Show. "Wayne Allyn Root might just be the most powerful new voice for the cause of liberty in America. If every U.S. citizen would read The Conscience of a Libertarian, most of the power holders in Washington would be thrown out of office. In his trademark dynamic style, Root leaves no doubt that government is not the solution, but the problem.". —Robert Ringer, Publisher, A Voice of Sanity in an Insane World and New York Times bestselling author, To Be or Not to Be Intimidated? and Looking Out for #1. Wayne Allyn Root is one of the most charismatic, fiery, outspoken, and controversial political personalities in America today. He was the 2008 Libertarian Party vice presidential nominee. A college classmate of Barack Obama at Columbia University, he is now the leading contender for the Libertarian presidential nomination in 2012. Root is the son of a butcher, small businessman, and homeschool

The Conscience of a Libertarian $24.95 Praise for The Conscience of a Libertarian. "Wayne Root is the anti-Obama. His book is a fast-paced read that reminds us of what has made and kept this country strong: free market principles, risk-taking, capitalism, and a deep-seated belief in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness—not a government-guaranteed happiness based on bailouts, entitlements, stimulus, waste, welfare, and tax cuts for people who don't pay taxes. You want to save America and capitalism—read this book!". — Jerry Doyle, Nationally syndicated talk show host, The Jerry Doyle Show. "Republican or Democrat? It seems no matter who wins, we lose. Only Wayne Allyn Root can save the USA from the morons, thieves, and frauds in Washington, D.C. He is our last best hope to lead a political revolution. Read this book to stop the insanity, to save our nation, to protect our freedom. None of the sex, violence, and profanity I usually read, but just as exciting, and more important to our future.". —Mancow Muller, Nationally syndicated radio host, The Mancow Show. "Wayne Allyn Root might just be the most powerful new voice for the cause of liberty in America. If every U.S. citizen would read The Conscience of a Libertarian, most of the power holders in Washington would be thrown out of office. In his trademark dynamic style, Root leaves no doubt that government is not the solution, but the problem.". —Robert Ringer, Publisher, A Voice of Sanity in an Insane World and New York Times bestselling author, To Be or Not to Be Intimidated? and Looking Out for #1. Wayne Allyn Root is one of the most charismatic, fiery, outspoken, and controversial political personalities in America today. He was the 2008 Libertarian Party vice presidential nominee. A college classmate of Barack Obama at Columbia University, he is now the leading contender for the Libertarian presidential nomination in 2012. Root is the son of a butcher, small businessman, and homeschool

Aerosmith Full-Band Signed Black Drumhead $1900 This is a full-size glossy black drumhead hand-signed spectacularly by Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford, Joey Kramer and Tom Hamilton of the bad boys of rock, Aerosmith. This item comes from Erich Mancow Muller’s personal autograph collection. Muller is a noted Chicago radio station disk jockey whose obvious connections to bands like Aerosmith make the provenance on this item rock solid. Full-band Aerosmith items of this nature are tough to come by. This is one magnificent must-have treasure for any Aerosmith fan or collector. The New York Times Store has only ONE of these pieces of celebrity memorabilia; when it is sold, it will be removed from the store. Special packing is used to ensure the safe arrival of this wonderful piece. This autographed drumhead also comes with a certificate of authenticity and money-back guarantee from The Caren Archive, a leading source of artifacts and memorabilia. Ships in 3 – 5 days. Click here to view the Return Policy on this item.

The Conscience of a Libertarian: Empowering the Citizen Revolution wit $13.18 <b>Praise for The Conscience of a Libertarian</b><p>Wayne Root is the anti-Obama. His book is a fast-paced read that reminds us of what has made and kept this country strong: free market principles, risk-taking, capitalism, and a deep-seated belief in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness—not a government-guaranteed happiness based on bailouts, entitlements, stimulus, waste, welfare, and tax cuts for people who don’t pay taxes. You want to save America and capitalism—read this book!<br>— Jerry Doyle, Nationally syndicated talk show host, <i>The Jerry Doyle Show</i><p>Republican or Democrat? It seems no matter who wins, we lose. Only Wayne Allyn Root can save the USA from the morons, thieves, and frauds in Washington, D.C. He is our last best hope to lead a political revolution. Read this book to stop the insanity, to save our nation, to protect our freedom. None of the sex, violence, and profanity I usually read, but just as exciting, and more important to our future.<br>—Mancow Muller, Nationally syndicated radio host, <i>The Mancow Show</i><p>Wayne Allyn Root might just be the most powerful new voice for the cause of liberty in America. If every U.S. citizen would read <i>The Conscience of a Libertarian</i>, most of the power holders in Washington would be thrown out of office. In his trademark dynamic style, Root leaves no doubt that government is not the solution, but the problem.<br>—Robert Ringer, Publisher, <i>A Voice of Sanity in an Insane World</i> and <i>New York Times</i> bestselling author, <i>To Be or Not to Be Intimidated</i>? and <i>Looking Out for #1</i><p>Acknowledgments.<p>Publisher’s Note. <p>Introduction: Citizen Politician—Citizen Revolution.<p><b>Part One: A Revolution Is Brewing.</b><p>Chapter@*\(õÂ?\ÿ¾Úx

The God Factor $4.98 When religion reporter Cathleen Falsani climbed aboard Bono’s tour bus, it was to interview the rock start about AIDS awareness. Instead, they plunged into a lively discussion about faith. "This is a defining moment for us," Bono said. "For the culture we live in." Spirituality clearly now plays a key role in the United States. But what is also clear is that faith is a more complex issue than snapshots of the country convey. Jesus. Buddha. Kabbalah. Angels. This may be a nation of believers but not of one belief—of many. To shape a candid picture of modern faith, Falsani sat down with an array of people who shape our culture, and in turn, our collective consciousness. She’s talked about Jesus with Anne Rice; explored “Playboy theology” with Hugh Hefner; discussed evil with crusading attorney Barry Scheck, and heaven with Senator Barack Obama. Laura Esquivel, basketball star Hakeem Olajuwon, Studs Terkel, guru Iyanla Vanzant, rockers Melissa Etheridge and Annie Lennox, economist Jeffrey Sachs, Pulitzer-winning playwright John Patrick Shanley—all opened up to her.The resulting interviews, more than twenty-five in all, offer a fresh, occasionally controversial, and always illuminating look at the beliefs that shape our lives. THE GOD FACTOR is a book for the believers, the seekers, as well as the merely curious among us. Included are interviews with Sherman Alexie, Bono, Dusty Baker, Sandra Bernhard, Sandra Cisneros, Billy Corgan, Kurt Elling, Laura Esquivel, Melissa Etheridge, Jonathan Safran Foer, Mike Gerson, Seamus Heaney, Hugh Hefner, Dr. Henry Lee, Annie Lennox, David Lynch, John Mahoney, Mark Morris, Mancow Muller, Senator Barack Obama, Hakeem Olajuwon, Harold Ramis, Anne Rice, Tom Robbins, Russell Simmons, Jeffrey Sachs , Barry Scheck, John Patrick Shanley , The Reverend Al Sharpton, Studs Terkel, Iyanla Vanzant, and Elie Wiesel.